When most people hear the name Andy Warhol, they think of Campbell's Tomato Soup cans. This pisses me off. The following are quotes from Andy Warhol and each one is hilarious, insightful, and borderline sexy:
- I breach what I preach more than I practice it. So true, Mr. Warhol. So true. I think everyone should know this. It's true about everyone so yeah. And it is just clever. I think I want to be just like him when I grow up.
- I think I am missing some chemicals and that is why I have this tendency to be more of a-- mama's boy. A-- sissy. No, a mama's boy. "A butterboy." I think I'm missing some responsibility chemicals and some reproductive chemicals. If I had them I would probably think more about aging the right way and being married four times and having a family-- wives and children and dogs. I am immature but maybe something could happen to my chemicals and I could get mature. I could start getting wrinkles and start wearing my wings. Home run, Andy. Story of my life. No joke. Who wants to be tied down to women or children or dogs?! Not I. And it's not how I was brought up or the community I live in... it's my chemicals; I was born this way, I'm having a damn good time, and I'm happy. I wish I could meet him.
- The best time for me is when I don't have any problems I can't buy my way out of. Straight up clever. What a role model for amazing persons like myself and anyone cool enough to read this blog (which is currently my ONE follower which is my mom who doesn't even blog... she made an account so she could follow mine. I think I have really made it in life.)
- Cash. I am just not happy when I don't have it. The minute I have it I spend it. And I just buy STUPID THINGS. Amen- all I have to say.
As one can see, Andy Warhol was amazing. I would have voted for him for president and I think that's the biggest compliment you can give a person in this day and age.
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