Imagination?

I have never actually been completely drunk before but this is what I hope being drunk is like:

I hope all men start to resemble David Hasselhoff.

I hope all women start to resemble a combination or my sister's puppy and, well, David Hasselhoff.

I hope all of the colors are more beautiful than they are when they are sober. That way, when you throw up all over everything, it just smells bad and you don't realize you're ruining all of your shit untill the next day when you're hungover and cleaning your hot mess self up.

I hope cats are nicer when you're drunk. Cats kind of suck when I'm not drunk sooooo yeah...

I hope police men aren't total dicks to drunk people. I know that's pushing it, but I am going to be so worried about the wrath of my mother when I am drunk that I'm not going to want to worry about some stranger trying to get me to confess to all of the fun I was having.

I hope my friends are drunk too because I don't want to be the only one to get in trouble. Sorry, guys.

So, you know what's funny? I don't really plan on ever getting drunk. Yes, I am in high school and I'd be lying if I said I have never even gotten tipsy buuuut we will save that story for another time and I'll be done with this post.
Later, bitch tits.