Oh, I didn't see you there. Well, hello. My name is Alec. Alec Steinmetz ;)
I am writing to you today because I have something to tell you. The thing I have to tell you is this- If I ever hear you, yes you ;), saying any of the folowing things ever ever ever ever again, I think it is safe to assume that your IQ is N/A (in a bad way).
1. THE SHIT What the hell? Since for when is anything to do with shit a good thing? Since for never. That's since for when.
2. I'M NOT GONNA LIE Thank you for the honesty but I kind of assumed you weren't going to lie to me...
3. I COULD CARE LESS Cool... go care less. I do think you mean to say that you COULDN'T care less, though...
4. THE VAST MAJORITY What? Was the regular majority not good enough for you? What's the difference between the vast majority and the regular majority anyway? Is the vast majority majoritier?
5. I had more but I forget them... oh well. Bye.
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Thank you for pointing these out!!! People that use these phrases are on my list of ignorant people whose vocabularies are virtually nonexistent haha
ReplyDeleteWith immense gratitude and yours in the pursuit of preserving the English language,
Kile