Some Short Letters

Dear My Mom,
No, you do not need my Facebook email address and password to get on my Facebook account to see what I'm up to and who I'm friends with.
Love,
Alec

Dear My Sister,
You need to get over yourself. Just because a teacher compliments you doesn't mean you're the smartest kid in a class. It means you're either in a class with a bunch of halftards or you just need motivated.
Love,
Alec

Dear Krissy Hetland,
You're really cool.
Love,
Alec

Dear ppl who think its ok t2 spell like dis,
Its not ok 2 spell like dat.
luv
@!3(

Dear Hamilton 16 IMAX,
Thank you for not caring about anything. You know, like how old the children are who buy tickets to the R rated movies and all of the people who bring their own cups to get free drinks with.
Love,
Alec
PS Your prices are ridiculous.

Dear Lunchables,
What the hell do you do to your ham?
Love,
Alec

Dear Republicans,
Sorry.
Love,
Alec

Dear Old Women,
Why are you so short? It's kind of ridiculously adorable.
Love,
That Youngster

Dear The Olympics,
I don't really care where you occur so shut up about it.
Love, Alec

Dear Toyota,
How hard is it to make breaks? Really? And to screw up the breaks of the great people who drive hybrids!! What up with that? ):
Love,
Alec

Dear American Idol,
Kara needs to stop doing that thing with her nose when she likes someone. It's freaking me out.
Love,
The Next American Idol
PS I still love the show and Kara.

Dear My Gramma,
You live with us. Stop asking if there is anything you can do for us... we are not going to put you to work.
Love,
Might as well be Chris

Dear Mr. Wright (math teacher, not Nathan's dad),
Way to waste a lot of time like everyday.
Love,
Alec

Dear Nathan's Dad Mr. Wright,
You're really cool but not in the same way as Krissy. In a way you're cooler because of your job but it's not her fault that she can't have a job so whatever.
Love,
Alec

Dear America,
I don't know what to think anymore. Our president won the Nobel Peace Prize and you complained about it. What's your problem?
Love,
A Real-life Socialist
PS Sarah Palin! That 'hopey changey stuff' is going swimmingly if you ask me. So far Obama has done a superb job with not being a Republican so I can't complain.

Dear World,
I'll see you soon.
Love,
Alec